clipBin - The worst music videos of all time

david hasselhoff - "jump in my car"

2006-08-09T23:57:00.000-07:00

"The Hoff" is back! After his disturbing clip Hooked on a Feeling has become one of the all-time greatest viral videos, David is now making us happy with a remake of the 1975 Aussie classic Jump In My Car.

Oh, and by the way, David Hasselhoff now believes that he's the Antichrist according to this Press Release:

DAVID HASSELHOFF fears he may be the Antichrist after reading conspiracy theories about himself on the internet.
He says, "I Google myself. This morning it said, 'References to David Hasselhoff: seven million, three hundred and thirty-three thousand, six hundred. Everything from me being a God to being the Antichrist.
"I actually read it and believed it. I started thinking, 'Maybe I am the Antichrist? Maybe why that's why all this weird s**t that has started happening to me and women yell at me on the street."

Watch the video carefully! 2 minutes 18 seconds into the video there is a creepy hint that all this antichrist speculation might be true. ;-)

Anyway, David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff now really is KING OF THE INTERNET!

carl lewis - "break it up"

2006-08-08T08:19:00.000-07:00

Frederick Carlton "Carl" Lewis won 9 Olympic gold medals, 8 World Championship gold medals AND produced this masterpiece.
He recorded this single in 1987 with his band named Carl Lewis and the Electric Storm. His attempt at a career as a recording artist, however, proved unsuccessful.

jan terri - "losing you"

2006-08-08T01:45:00.000-07:00

Jan Terri is a blues musician from the United States. Her albums include Baby Blues and Chic a Go Go. In the late 1990’s/early 2000’s, she obtained cult status in the world of Outsider music, especially in Chicago. She can be seen performing a private gig for Marilyn Manson on his film God Is in the TV.

daler mehndi - "tunak tunak tun"

2006-05-25T01:58:00.001-07:00

Daler Mehndi initially started his career in classical music but gradually turned away toward pop. He became an Indian superstar in 1995 when his debut album Bolo Ta Ra sold over half a million copies within four months of its release on its way to becoming the best-selling non-soundtrack album in Indian chart history.

His viral music video tunak tunak tun has become the source material for the Draenei race "dance emote" in Blizzard's World of Warcraft.

armi and danny - "i wanna love you tender"

2006-05-25T01:58:00.000-07:00

Probably the worst clip ever – without a doubt the most schmaltzy lyrics of all time!

I love you, I wanna love you tender.
You could be my only sweet surrender.
I would never bring you any kind of sorrow.

You love me, you wanna love me tender.
How can I be sure you're not pretender?
You want me today,
But what about tomorrow?

Oh, you're absolutely fine,
Your lips are taste of wine.
I'd like to think you're mine.
And if I could touch your hand,
This rock would turn to sand,
So this is where we stand.

david hasselhoff - "hooked on a feeling"

2006-05-25T01:57:00.000-07:00

Well, I have no words for this one. Just watch it - you won't believe your eyes!
HOOGA HOOGA OOGA CHAKKA, HOOGA HOOGA OOGA CHAKKA

dennis madalone - "america we stand as one"

2006-05-25T01:54:00.000-07:00

If you ever need a proof that too much Star Trek isn't good for you - here it is:

Dennis Madalone was Stunt Coordinater for the Star Trek spin-offs Star Trek: the Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Star Trek: Voyager. But in April last year Dennis has, for some reason, decided to be a singer and put the song America We Stand As One on the internet. Just a spoof? Not at all! In a recent blog interview Madalone said:

"The song may be so original because it is totally from my (our) heart(s). America, We Stand as One, is a beautiful message, but it was so neat that it is so fresh. It is more of an American anthem for the world! We are really proud of that!"

"I believe our song is a special and rare thing. I know that it has gotten to and comforted many people. It will be around for a long time after I pass away. 100 years or 1000 years from now, it will always be a message from our loved ones. It will surge until it reaches every one on its own."

By the way, the production of the video took two years and was directed by – ROB BOWMAN (The X-Files, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Baywatch)!

Wow! I guess only Hulk Hogan is able to stuff even more exaggerated patriotism into one single music clip.

david hasselhoff - secret agent man

2006-05-25T01:48:00.000-07:00

andy val gourmet - chacarron macarron

2006-05-25T01:47:00.000-07:00

men without hats - safety dance

2006-05-23T01:30:00.000-07:00

eddie murphy - party all the time

2006-05-23T01:17:00.000-07:00

jan terri - "baby blues"

2006-05-23T01:12:00.000-07:00

Here's another Jan Terri gem: Baby Blues
WARNING! this song will stick in your head for at least 3 days!
(note that the blue-eyed subject of the song is played by a man with brown eyes)

Can't get enough of Jan Terri? You're lucky! Here are two more: Little brother
Get Down Goblin

zlad - elektronik supersonik

2006-05-23T00:43:00.000-07:00

this is rock'n'roll! (hilarious)

2006-05-23T00:05:00.000-07:00

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